Goatman's Bridge
posted by Neal @ 2:42 AM
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
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- Name: Neal
- Location: Denton, Texas, United States
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This is the oft spoke of Goatman's Bridge located in Hickory Creek, Texas. It has been the site of many a terrifying moment in my life. While I admit many times i was in an altered state of conciousness as it were, but the scariest shit happens when i am sober. I will tell you right now, about a half mile from this spot I saw bigfoot! I have witnesses too! Also I am pretty sure the devil has a summer home here.
Bigfoot lives here, it's true. Satan does summer here as well, it's true. Wild male walruses sun themselves on the banks of Hickory Creek and water creatures mate with fouke-monsters routinely. Big Catfish and Crappie here as well as the source of all the world's sadness.
Well, maybe you wouldn't have been scared shitless if you had taken the time to get to know me! I really am a nice fellow. Come on back I'll have a few beers with you and we'll smoke out! It gets boring out here with only bigfoot to keep me company. He's a hilarious drunk but it get's old after a while.
I used to live on Chinn Chapel, right down the road from this place. I heard and saw lots of scary stuff down there.
hmm sure wish i would have read this before i went camping there last friday night...the scariest thing that happened to me was a FLASH FLOOD that made us leave at about 330 am for shelter. We left everything there including the BEER and when we came back it was still there...so I guess big foot and Satan got rained out too!!! o in a drunken state my husband did think he saw some jet ski pirates...turned out to just be our lantern that he forgot near the water...LOL. People were out there with cameras and videoing..must have been those paranormal people investigating...hmmm...should have joined them i LOVE crap like that!!!
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