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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Bionic Bigfoot Captured!!!

At 3:53 PM, Michele said...: It wasn't in the papers
i'm afraid he's still out there..
everybody run.
At 3:58 PM, Neal said...: Yes folks, You can all breathe a little easier. The greatly feared creature known as bionic bigfoot was captured today in a wooded area near Caddo Lake in Texas. Authorities responded to complaints of a large hairy creature hurling rocks at fishermen. When they arrived on the scene the suspect had fled, but they were able to track him. Police and game wardens trapped the suspect in a valley and began a long 7 hour standoff. Authorities finally aprehended the suspect after knocking him down with a large of amount of tranquilizers. Now the battle begins to see which state will prosecute him first for his heinous crimes against humanity. To recap: the Bionic Bigfoot was captured today in north east Texas.
At 11:30 PM, Jackson Whitlock said...: Really? because I just saw him walking by my house sideways and looking at me while continuing walking...