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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
COLLEGE MASCOTS I HATE!
The staff here has put together this list of mascots that are despised and hated by most. We understand that there will be a few dissenters on this topic and we are well aware that not everyone will agree, but those who disagree are wrong.
Well, that Bear always craps itself and has a crap-wet ass. Ralphie has to dodge the battery filled marshmellows thrown by the Colorado hippy homos. Notre Dame just sucks for every reason I feel that it does, and the Leprechaun has been diagnosed with gay-related AIDS. BEVO is a nutless, drugged up male slut who whores himself out to the blue-haired freaks who litter the streets of Austin for 3.00 a pop. And the final gentleman is a beautiful example of what a college mascot SHOULD be - a handsome and non-violent Red colored Raider with loaded weapons who has been known to shoot the hell out of fools, just the way God intended mascots to be.
I am into music. I love going to concerts and local shows. I also love movies; personally I love the slapstick comedy stuff. I also love sports. I like NASCAR, college football (Gig 'Em Aggs), and pro football.
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Well, that Bear always craps itself and has a crap-wet ass.
Ralphie has to dodge the battery filled marshmellows thrown by the Colorado hippy homos.
Notre Dame just sucks for every reason I feel that it does, and the Leprechaun has been diagnosed with gay-related AIDS.
BEVO is a nutless, drugged up male slut who whores himself out to the blue-haired freaks who litter the streets of Austin for 3.00 a pop.
And the final gentleman is a beautiful example of what a college mascot SHOULD be - a handsome and non-violent Red colored Raider with loaded weapons who has been known to shoot the hell out of fools, just the way God intended mascots to be.
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