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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
MORE COLLEGE MASCOTS TO HATE!
My crack team of experts has put together more college mascots to be hated by everyone who is of sound mind. So take a gander and feel free to post any agreements or disagreements, but please note all disagreements will be discounted as b.s. Enjoy!
Ahhh, yes chief Osceola randomly visits his favorite football stadium after a long day of scalping white devils. Raider Red sports some classy white pants while dancing up a storm in some questionable stadium. And the Austin whore makes another appearance after obviously getting pounded by several limpwristed horn fans on 6th street. Trojan man salutes the fine art of being a large-sized gallon of Massengill douche. While two dried-out tigerish creatures. The male is tough as nails and the girl has been beaten all to hell by her domineering boyfriend who is flexing his muscles. His left foot is missing because it is up her ass. And here we have the Texas CHRISTIAN University horny toad molesting the shit out of two fine young ladies. He sez: " lemme touch you like your doctor touches you, ok? Love me?" And he proceeds to fondle everything he can fondle - what a fondler.
Ah yes, nothing better than college football after a long day of killing pale faces. Not quite sure why " Pistol Pete" is at the Baseball Tonite desk at ESPN. That trojan is clearly scouting co-eds he would like to find in a dark corner of campus. The wildcats of arizona are a clear cut example of an abusive relationship. I was shocked to discover that the TCU Horned Frog was a pervert. I always thought he a little "off", but this is something else all together. Now we get to the two most hated sons of bithces or in one case son of a heifer.... Bevo is nothing more to me than a potential feast. If I ever saw that thing.... #1 hammer to head, #2 .22 between the eyes, #3 cut, #4 cook, and finally and probably most satisfying #5 crap. Now to Raider Red... This bastard is a sadistic a-hole. Not only did he wreck my car but he apparently dances in empty stadiums. If that does not prove to his school he should be relieved of his duty than Lubbock citizens need to be wary with this lunatic roaming the city unchecked.
I am into music. I love going to concerts and local shows. I also love movies; personally I love the slapstick comedy stuff. I also love sports. I like NASCAR, college football (Gig 'Em Aggs), and pro football.
3 Comments:
Ahhh, yes chief Osceola randomly visits his favorite football stadium after a long day of scalping white devils.
Raider Red sports some classy white pants while dancing up a storm in some questionable stadium.
And the Austin whore makes another appearance after obviously getting pounded by several limpwristed horn fans on 6th street.
Trojan man salutes the fine art of being a large-sized gallon of Massengill douche.
While two dried-out tigerish creatures. The male is tough as nails and the girl has been beaten all to hell by her domineering boyfriend who is flexing his muscles. His left foot is missing because it is up her ass.
And here we have the Texas CHRISTIAN University horny toad molesting the shit out of two fine young ladies. He sez: " lemme touch you like your doctor touches you, ok? Love me?" And he proceeds to fondle everything he can fondle - what a fondler.
Ah yes, nothing better than college football after a long day of killing pale faces. Not quite sure why " Pistol Pete" is at the Baseball Tonite desk at ESPN. That trojan is clearly scouting co-eds he would like to find in a dark corner of campus. The wildcats of arizona are a clear cut example of an abusive relationship. I was shocked to discover that the TCU Horned Frog was a pervert. I always thought he a little "off", but this is something else all together. Now we get to the two most hated sons of bithces or in one case son of a heifer.... Bevo is nothing more to me than a potential feast. If I ever saw that thing.... #1 hammer to head, #2 .22 between the eyes, #3 cut, #4 cook, and finally and probably most satisfying #5 crap. Now to Raider Red... This bastard is a sadistic a-hole. Not only did he wreck my car but he apparently dances in empty stadiums. If that does not prove to his school he should be relieved of his duty than Lubbock citizens need to be wary with this lunatic roaming the city unchecked.
Best post ever, period. Dixie or Nealples, best post ever.
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